just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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