If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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