She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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