brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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