And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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