Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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