Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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