please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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