Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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