so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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