Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You took a bar mat shot.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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