She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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