are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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