she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I deserve this hangover.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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