i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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