Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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