It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you didnt know i had herpes?
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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