Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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