Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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