Im at strip club and am horny
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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