im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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did you just send me my own nude
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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