did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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