How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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