i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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