I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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