you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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