A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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