Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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my liver is dry heaving
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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