would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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