Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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