I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
We got so high we made milksteak
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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