There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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