Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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