Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It was confusing and full of hummus
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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