I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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