So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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