think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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