It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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40s are totally the cure
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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