Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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