PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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