I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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