Where are you?
In a non slutty way
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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