He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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