The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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