I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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