just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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