i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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