we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize