All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
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He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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