Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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